Brother 1 - Younger Brother
Brother 2 - Older Brother
(Brother 1 walks into bedroom and sees golliwog)
Brother 1: For god sake.
(Brother 2 watching Match of the day)
(Brother 1 walks into the living room)
Brother 1: CAN YOU STOP MOVING THAT GOLLIWOG!
Brother 2: What are you saying?
Brother 1: Can you just stop with moving the Golliwog already?
Brother 2: Seriously what are you talking?
Brother 1: Oh come on you know what you're doing just stop it!
Brother 2: Ok seriously what are you talking about? I just wanna watch Match of the Day, Chelsea's on right now, there's some big highlights.
Brother 1: I don't care about the Chelsea game just stop it!
(Brother 1 and 2 leaving the house to play football)
Brother 1: And then he was just like
(Brother 1 dabs)
(Brother 2 laughs)
(Brother 1 and Brother 2 return from playing football)
Brother 1: Hang on, if you didn't move it then who did...?
(Pause)
Brother 2: I don't know if you didn't move it, hows it there?
Brother 1: This doesn't make any sense.
Brother 2: Alright this is freaking me out.
(Pause)
Brother 2: We gotta do something about this. Take it.
(The two brothers walk over to the bin)
Brother 1: Screw this I'm binning it.
(Throws the golliwog into the bin)
Brother 1: It's not gonna bother us again.
(Next day, the two brothers sit down to watch TV)
Brother 2: I thought you binned that stupid doll...?
Brother 1: I did, I did it yesterday.
Brother 2: Why's it here?
Brother 1: Did you take it out?
Brother 2: Of course I didn't take it out, I hate that doll.
Brother 1: What the hell then?!
(Brother 2 stand up and grabs the doll)
Brother 2: Alright lets get rid of it, lets get it outta here.
Brother 2: This time its not coming back!
Brother 1: Lets put it in the outside bin!
Brother 2: Good idea!
(Two brother leave the room with golliwog in his hand)
(Walking around the side of the house to the bins outside)
Brother 2: Finally this things gone
(Brother 2 puts golliwog in bin and slams the bin lid shut)
Brother 1: If I see that again I'm gonna flip!
(Brother 1 and 2 leaving the house to play football)
Brother 1: And then he was just like
(Brother 1 dabs)
(Brother 2 laughs)
(Brother 1 and Brother 2 return from playing football)
Brother 1: Hang on, if you didn't move it then who did...?
(Pause)
Brother 2: I don't know if you didn't move it, hows it there?
Brother 1: This doesn't make any sense.
Brother 2: Alright this is freaking me out.
(Pause)
Brother 2: We gotta do something about this. Take it.
(The two brothers walk over to the bin)
Brother 1: Screw this I'm binning it.
(Throws the golliwog into the bin)
Brother 1: It's not gonna bother us again.
(Next day, the two brothers sit down to watch TV)
Brother 2: I thought you binned that stupid doll...?
Brother 1: I did, I did it yesterday.
Brother 2: Why's it here?
Brother 1: Did you take it out?
Brother 2: Of course I didn't take it out, I hate that doll.
Brother 1: What the hell then?!
(Brother 2 stand up and grabs the doll)
Brother 2: Alright lets get rid of it, lets get it outta here.
Brother 2: This time its not coming back!
Brother 1: Lets put it in the outside bin!
Brother 2: Good idea!
(Two brother leave the room with golliwog in his hand)
(Walking around the side of the house to the bins outside)
Brother 2: Finally this things gone
(Brother 2 puts golliwog in bin and slams the bin lid shut)
Brother 1: If I see that again I'm gonna flip!
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